A powerful song on it's own, Don Francisco's "He's Alive" was skilfully turned into a powerful music video.

This is the fun pictures version. More fun is at Stormbringer's Thunder and one more at Piltdown Superman.

This is a classic, and one of my favorites.

 

How to Give a Cat a Pill

1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby.

Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. 

Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa.

Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.


3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 

4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right 
forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe

 

Call spouse in from the garden.

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. 

Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail. 

Get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. 

Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw


9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans and drink one beer to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. 

10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. 

Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. 

Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12. Call fire department to retrieve the #$%^&* cat from the top of the tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat.

  
13. Take last pill from foil wrap. Using heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed, tie the little *&#%^'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour two pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room. Sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

14. Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

How To Give A Dog A Pill

1. Wrap it in bacon.

2. Toss it in the air.

3. Done!

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and comets could only proceed from the counsel
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tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men."
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I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN THIS AUTOMOTIVE EXPERIMENT

 

HEAD-ON CRASH OF 1959 CHEVY WITH 2009 CHEVY

Amazing, one would have never believed it without seeing it. Read below then watch the video especially the overhead view of the accident. A 2009 car vs. a 1959 car in a crash test, several angles. Guess which one wins.

NO SOUND, but the video is enough. How many times have you heard, "I wish they would make cars the way they did in the old days"? You know how we always think about what big huge tanks the old cars of the 50's and 60's were for size? And how we talk about how there is so much plastic on the new cars that if one of the old tanks ever collided with a new car, the new car would be demolished? Well, someone in the insurance industry put that theory to the test. Be sure to watch toward the end to see the overhead view - and the engineers' assessment of injury to each of the drivers. Fasten your seat belts — with the possible exception of a '59 Chevy...

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that he should share the passion and action of his time,
at the peril of being not to have lived.
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